Be the star of your trade show event and attract people in your industry to discuss, demonstrate, and display your latest available products. Put together a memorable trade show presence that will get people talking before, during and after the show.
Design is everywhere we look, from your computer or laptop to the car you drive, to the restaurant you eat at and the t-shirt that you wear. Our full service art department lives to bring your brand or ideas to life. Working with some of the best brands in the industry we’ve created eye-catching designs that help communicate your message across a wide swathe of verticals.
Designing a logo doesn’t have to be daunting. Our creative team has all of the ingredients to create a custom logo to give your brand the recognition it deserves.
The outside of your package should be interesting, whether it’s food boxes from McDonald’s, Apple product packaging, about every product has packaging.
Showcase your business. Customize and print professionally designed tri-fold brochures using our in-house design services.
A sales sheet, also known as a sell sheet, a sales slick or a product datasheet, is a tool you can use to promote product or service on a single-page document.
Before we take your job to the press, your designs are meticulously separated using the best process based on the final product. Each color is output onto a high-quality thermal printer that retains an insane amount of detail before being transferred to your screens. Whether you need separations or just film output we’re happy to work with you in all capacities.
Biff Butler is regarded as a true master in this secretive and often coveted craft. Whether it’s spot process, index, or CMYK, you’ll have nothing but the finest product.
We have an insanely high-quality thermal printer that will keep your positives, negatives, and small & medium formats looking crisp and clean.
Do want to get in front of your audience with irresistable offers? Do you have an event, a trade show or a business that you need to promote? We’ll craft the best possible strategy for your situation so you are getting the maximum ROI for your budget.
Our experts thoughtfully position your website to maximize customer growth by delivering relevant information in a couple of clicks.
Social Media Management
Develop brand consistency across all social media channels focused on follower growth while delivering content your followers care about.
Email marketing is the most cost-effective and single best way of communicating directly with existing customers or clients and growing your existing list.
Facebook & Google Ads
Our ad specialists design ads that meet campaign goals like customer acquisition, lead generation, selling products and retargeting visitors.
With over 40 years of industry experience we carry with us expert experience that has successfully moved us forward decade after decade. We have gone from serving local business to serving the entire US.
Decade after decade Absurd Shirts has consistently demonstrated integrity and reliability over and over again, building relationships extending into nearly every business vertical. Dependabilty has been one of the cornerstones for our repeat business over the years, adapting and expanding to serve the needs of our customers time and time again.
The tool for measuring our reputation are the smiles of our customers when they pick up their product, the glowing emails we recieve, and repeat business. We’ve been doing this for over 40 years and without our high standards to carry the torch of our reputation, we wouldn’t have lasted this long. We thank all of our customers for their ongoing loyalty.